Monthly Archives: March 2003

Okay you know how each of us has our own sleep schedule?  You have to sleep at certain number of hours or your a total dick?  Well of course we have that here too, but our biggest battles are over … Continue reading →

Okay I’m going to take a couple of e-mail questions each week and post them under Sunday Selections.  So ask away, you ask it and if it is remotley tasteful I’ll try to answer it. 1)I thought you and SEB … Continue reading →

I have a bug up my ass about something and I need to vent!  A friend of mine at work had a chick go to management and tell them that he was sexually harassing her at work.  From the beginning: … Continue reading →

Having been a fat chick my entire life I learned that there are certain things that I don’t do. I never leave the house without a bra- I like my boobs to ride in the car with me. I never … Continue reading →

As the rain is falling outside, I’m feeling warm and a bit sleepy as I type.  My husband and I went to my folks for dinner and so my husband could help them out with some stuff.  It makes me … Continue reading →

Well folks I survived!  It was like falling off a bike, you never forget.  I must admitt the experience left me with mixed emotions.  On one hand kids are so cute and they got that baby smell (kind of like … Continue reading →

Okay if tomorrow someone tells you all tomorrow that I’ve gone insane and I’m in the whacky house it’s because I’m taking care of a friend’s baby this evening.  Yep that’s right someone out there is actually turning the fruit … Continue reading →

I got this e-mail from my mom and this is so true!!  TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: > > Pass My Shotgun > > Psychotic Mood Shift > > Perpetual Munching Spree > > Puffy Mid Section > > … Continue reading →

Today is such a great day I plan on taking a few minutes to start raking up a winters worth of dog poop.  There is too much to do in one setting (due to bad back, raking is bad),  but … Continue reading →

Want to know why I don’t own a gun?  Actually I don’t give a fuck whether you want to know or not, but it seemed like a good intro.  People are the reason I don’t own a gun.  Because if … Continue reading →